https://www.inspectordave.com/home daily 1.0 2023-10-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/1697058132466-H5KH1M52HQ9UI5S3BUF0/image-asset.jpeg https://www.inspectordave.com/services daily 0.75 2023-10-27 https://www.inspectordave.com/about daily 0.75 2023-10-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/1697058509033-1KZB6KCEA5Y4S5ZHR9O7/image-asset.jpeg https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/d8806572-9f8e-4261-9372-6847bc06b0d7/IMG_3975.jpg https://www.inspectordave.com/contact daily 0.75 2023-10-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/5efa46f9-44da-47e1-816e-d0d3dad914f4/have+brain+will+travel.png https://www.inspectordave.com/wtf daily 0.75 2023-10-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/e4582eae-2a3e-48fe-ae91-0c9423fdd7f1/washer+hose.JPG WTF Laundry washer hoses should be replaced every four years BTW https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/e068208d-7c40-4be5-8323-dfb7e8489874/a+few+more+screws.JPG WTF One more screw and that should do it https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/f8ecb9d8-a475-41ff-be64-dc5cb0c73d5b/america.jpg WTF Not sure if this follows the guidelines of displaying the flag https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/e2cbfac1-f797-49b8-8392-84d7c25ff6c7/air+duct+with+marshmallows.JPG WTF Marshmallows and LEGOs in an air duct https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/b70c5584-8f35-4186-9de5-0a4e8c0f0feb/air+duct+with+sandwich.JPG WTF Sandwich in air duct https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/a1a44452-c054-45dc-8c11-004dbd7b40e7/air+duct+with+toys.JPG WTF Remote control car in air duct https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/494c3675-2612-406e-9388-ca6e9db92b99/air+duct+strap+pop+can.JPG WTF Pepsi can used as a strap https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/552555a6-7dc1-4faa-87bc-8b693f196b6a/asbestos+hand+prints.JPG WTF Hey kids lets paint the asbestos. With your bare hands! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/21400504-bcc3-402b-b948-1090f7cd5710/big+brother.JPG WTF Big Brother is always watching https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/ce5f6570-a807-4ee1-96c4-f3fd8f732671/big+foundation+crack.JPG WTF One of the bigger cracks I've seen https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/be37ef56-46d9-4f81-a590-5fa40d840abe/bike+tree.JPG WTF Hey mom have you seen my bike? I haven't ridden it in a while. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/e2b7e0a3-eefd-4e44-aa9c-f867501d6176/electrician%27s+10+commandments.JPG WTF The electricians' ten commandments https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/2902899e-86ba-4668-aecf-f42870c9aedb/breaker+label+30amp+something.JPG WTF 30 Amp Something https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/7ad6233d-20dd-4615-a5bf-467f8a517ff0/breaker+label+coock+top.JPG WTF I think Cooktop is what you're looking for https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/f216574a-4e2c-452d-bab0-51cac5bce9b7/breaker+label+this+is+it.JPG WTF This is it! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/830fdf93-7b6c-4371-b44c-51d2e62bd14e/breaker+label+shiter.JPG WTF The Shiter https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/754fefe1-dc9b-4266-920a-33ea2df60c63/cookie+sheets+behind+panel.JPG WTF Cookie sheets behind an electrical service panel. Who knows why https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/4aac51ba-dd68-4b47-9736-e002dd38d671/elec+phone+cable+wire.jpg WTF That is phone cable used as electrical wire https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/d17dbda6-fb8d-40fd-8b35-838e5b6c59fd/camera+in+shower.JPG WTF Um, what exactly are you filming here? (this photo was taken in one of the filthiest house full of young dudes I've ever seen) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/d94507ab-a638-4aff-bfe3-03d05f48ae71/car+jack+under+sink.JPG WTF Everyone uses a car jack to hold their kitchen sink in position https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/3a2efec4-ffba-430b-9c96-93a900ae3078/crazy+plumber.jpg WTF I swear these gray drain kits are cursed out of the box https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/ffbf5216-d2cf-4046-8928-6eefe3e497e0/drain+repair.JPG WTF Rube Goldberg leak repair. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/e5f60dea-02e2-456b-bf8e-3cf6b7d06ef9/caulked+tree.JPG WTF Make sure you caulk the shingles to the tree! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/1a982646-b03c-4746-87e1-d6ff2b9eb25b/plunger.JPG WTF Fixed the roof leak boss https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/023804bb-bc5f-43fe-95a0-073832025baf/diamond+house.jpg WTF Interesting house in Maine https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/342a3db5-ebdc-471f-843f-312d5be55c5c/dirt+jumps.JPG WTF How about your own personal Xgames caliber dirt jump park https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/b2fbf019-7f73-43b2-b614-f997e3112213/dogs+on+eachother.JPG WTF These dogs are buddies for sure https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/1caec9ca-1f76-4a24-af5c-84bcb41c003b/dogs+on+tramp.JPG WTF Ladies and the Tramp https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/7c6f3c0f-24b1-440d-ba2e-d1e070b7ed49/cat+in+crawlspace.JPG WTF This poor fella was stuck in a crawlspace. Yes I got him out. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/98c43a34-e365-4325-9290-24c2bb9f7515/footing+barrel.JPG WTF Whiskey barrel footing https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/98021650-1390-438c-bb91-cfb2488d1bb9/footing+of+books.JPG WTF Book footing https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/4de51bae-25d9-4d96-a303-9a17c8ee3885/heatgun+downspout+2.JPG WTF Heat gun to keep the downspout from freezing. Janky https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/43f62a53-5436-41fd-a2cc-9d2b9c9c8157/hoarder.JPG WTF Hoarder houses are difficult to inspect https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/59ebf45b-8b95-4088-8717-44d129192d09/moldy+cabinet.JPG WTF I'm thinking this place has a mold issue https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/92965bec-bbe0-4023-8bb2-5c492387d0e2/mushrooms.JPG WTF A leak cultivating a crop of mushrooms https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/7fc768a2-bbd5-48eb-bb8b-27b7d1bcd6b4/crooked+faucet.jpg WTF This installer has not been accused of attention to detail https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/798c18c0-573b-4623-aff6-9fa4177ff94e/wrong+door+size.JPG WTF Put the door in boss. More attention to detail. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/21f02d80-88c6-438b-a554-6590bf3bdd08/missing+light.JPG WTF One of these things is not like the other. There's a missing light if its not clear. More attention to detail. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/d2a0c971-315e-41e7-8591-57379f1ab759/offset+sidewalk.JPG WTF Which came first? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/8240f92e-f09b-4037-93bb-cb095dd29c0d/offset+step.JPG WTF Another which came first? To be fair the client picked a different door after the patio was poured. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/63eaa641-104d-4244-bf4d-64c5324854f6/old+boiler+2.jpg WTF Vintage boiler https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/a3490550-039b-4328-af04-90be302b17b1/old+boiler.JPG WTF Another vintage boiler https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/e55fcb88-fa26-45cd-a591-5a1820de26c9/old+school+room.JPG WTF This scene was staged but this house hadn't been updated since these items were current. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/907ff8e1-b76a-4c04-b744-c18da7ade252/asbestos+shuffle+board.JPG WTF Asbestos shuffle board! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/74251c99-41a5-44b2-b2a1-bb5bd89a7697/purple+panties+inc.JPG WTF The Purple Panties crew had a clubhouse in the crawlspace of this home. The original owner told me his son and friends did this in the 1960's. I love this kind of stuff. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/58bcf4bc-a93a-4d74-bcca-707b7ddee09f/no+farts.JPG WTF The Purple Panties don't like farts https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/e7bdbfe1-ef07-46d6-a20a-88dfedbb457e/Pain+Here.jpg WTF Watch your noggin https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/809f67ea-96b2-4eeb-8a03-67632d409414/radon.jpg WTF This is supposed to reduce radon inside the house. It wouldn't and is exactly why people don't trust contractors. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/05227d81-0bca-4686-959f-9ab7cbedbc28/rail+road+spike.JPG WTF Railroad spikes as shims https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/4336057a-7d16-4e79-ae52-4f9c78899a18/sewer+back+up.JPG WTF Remember to get your sewer line cleaned out occasionally or it could back up https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/aca77e48-785b-401b-8f15-363f10454004/shootin%27+range.jpg WTF Shooting range in the crawlspace. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/321355c2-b5e4-4bc3-b055-1033d237b872/shower+in+the+living+room.jpg WTF This is a foyer closet that was converted into a shower. Not a bathroom, just a shower. By the front door. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/97525d40-411b-4e64-8383-55bee1eccfdf/snake+in+a+panel.jpg WTF I was shocked to see this snake who was shocked also https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/cc62ccba-327e-46d9-8cc7-e8d65b734e81/snake+in+brick.jpg WTF Poor snake got stuck in the brick. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/5e331c8b-d5aa-4a94-ace1-a88b06170c4b/thumb+tack+bird+repellant.JPG WTF Keeps the birds away https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/b2350caf-4d42-4125-bc90-0bcafe9aa3dd/toilet+paper+radio.JPG WTF Radio TP holder. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/82283a96-d458-4082-b3f1-a136620361aa/toilet+paper+radio+3.jpg WTF Another radio TP holder! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/889017db-0a6e-4379-9d32-ddbd14623548/toilet+paper+phone.jpg WTF A third radio TP holder! With a phone!!! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/0d400cca-7e64-4355-8091-4afa4fed2cf7/bathroom+ashtray.JPG WTF From a time where ashtrays were everywhere. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/0cfe719e-9133-441f-be86-0951583d46d6/tidy+cat.JPG WTF Tidy Cats but not tidy homeowners. Who does this? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/0c03bbd4-88ea-4fcf-8004-5dafb29e3fcc/female+body+inspector.JPG WTF Oh wow there's an FBI agent who lives here https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/04b1b2b7-0739-4852-af8f-a1c9383b31a3/hole+in+vent.JPG WTF This is a furnace exhaust vent. And could kill you in this condition. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/3f8f95cc-78f5-489e-96ef-081ea4c27121/ice+rink.jpg WTF Your own personal hockey rink https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/12700c65-d035-4c98-a0c3-4a927d49756a/no+pee.JPG WTF By the smell of this stairwell, they need a more convincing sign https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/8cdb0dab-a487-40fe-a1dd-ffb0d5978594/mummy+cat.JPG WTF This poor guy was presumably trapped in the crawlspace a very long time ago. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/8fff07c3-d892-4108-b4cf-8ae1767145a7/set+backs+pffft.JPG WTF They need to change the name to Used to Have A City View https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/3f0a35f5-b7aa-434d-a03f-49f8a967ac31/weed+inside.JPG WTF Not that common but definitely see the weed farms occasionally https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/410039e8-bec4-40f0-b40b-8acc521af0b4/marilyn+in+tub.JPG WTF Well ma'am I'm working right now but am flattered by the offer. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/0eb7e4fd-1bde-4e68-9e5c-34f6ba2f1e20/undies+in+new+construction.jpg WTF That is ladies underwear. In a drawer of a newly constructed house that has never been lived in. Probably a prank but strange for sure. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6526fd5a2015fc38c53ab3c6/2c54d515-1189-4dfd-819e-6ba81fd24ea9/whites+only%21.JPG WTF Original document of an older SW Denver neighborhood. I can't even believe stuff like this existed.